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Joke of the Day

"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"

"I know a thousand ways to kill a man, and pretty much all of them are with an XBOX controller."

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""

"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"

"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"

"I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?"

"What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla? Just one hair."

"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."