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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."
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"How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman? [deleted]"
"Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability, and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer."
"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."
"What's the one thing a black person will never steal? Your job."
"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."
"I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!"
"What kind of fun do priests have? Nun"
"Doctor Patient 2 Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes."
"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."