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Joke of the Day

"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."

"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"

"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."

"What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy."

"What do fat chicks do in the summer time? Stink."

"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."

"This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10"

"Google Instant is like a 'funny' friend who ruins your anecdotes. ""So I walked in and I saw..."" ""Geoff capes! An egg! Ghandi!""LET ME FINISH."

"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"

"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."