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Joke of the Day

"What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy."

"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar... Seriously, it happened."

"All good Dick jokes... are well concocted."

"A pirate walls into a bar And he has a ships wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's with the ships wheel on your belt buckle?"" The pirate responds ""Aaarr! It's drivin me nuts!"""

"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"

"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."

"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"

"What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white."

"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."