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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"
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"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("
"A man walks into a bar... He says ""Ow"""
"Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper? Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )"
"I forgot to go to the gym again today. That's like 8 years in a row now."
"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"
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