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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"
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"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"
"In other news.... We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe."
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"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
"What's black on top and white at the bottom? Rape."
"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""