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Joke of the Day

"This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10"

"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."

"I hardly know you... but, Facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!"

"what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ ""no pulp"" insted of ""pulp fiction"""

"My dick was in the Guinness book of world records Then the librarian asked me to take it out"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"

"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."

"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"

"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"

"The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better."