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Joke of the Day

"Google Instant is like a 'funny' friend who ruins your anecdotes. ""So I walked in and I saw..."" ""Geoff capes! An egg! Ghandi!""LET ME FINISH."

"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."

"The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs. She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead."

"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"

"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."

"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"

"What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? ""What the Fuck!"" and ""What a Fuck!"""

"What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings? It Herzegovina"

"My Boyfriend: Why are you so dramatic? Me: (Getting eaten by a lion)"

"How do you make a little boy cry twice when your finished wipe your dick on his favourite teddy bear"