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Joke of the Day

"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"

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"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."
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"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""
"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."
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