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Joke of the Day

"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"

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"All men are idiots...and I married their king."
"me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice"
"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"
"What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams"
"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"
"Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally? Her operations were not unprecedented."
"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."
"Feudalism It's your count that votes."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"
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