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Joke of the Day
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !"
"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"
"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."
"don't worry, i'm not like other girls *head slowly rotates 360*"
"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."
"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."
"Why don't Muslims use contractions of words? Because in Islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death."
"""Never go to bed angry"" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting"
"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."