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Joke of the Day

"""Never go to bed angry"" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting"

"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"

"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""

"What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive"

"What's the difference between a hook and a hooker? You can unscrew a hook, but you can't unscrew a hooker"

"Sometimes I make up raps about the mortgage brokers and escrow officers I work with in case one of these mother fuckers tries to battle me."

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."

"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"

"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"

"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish."