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Joke of the Day

"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."

"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"

"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."

"I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that sh1t"

"How do you call a Jew teenager? Jewenile"

"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."

"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"

"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"

"R/News that about covers it"