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Joke of the Day

"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."

"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."

"What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache? Andwer: the smell."

"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."

"Whats the worse part of being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."

"Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer."

"what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh"

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital? He was the vermicellist"