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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin."

"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"

"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""

"Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS."

"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"

"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."

"Why couldn't 5 stop drinking? Because it was 2 turnt up"

"My ex's ex and my left hand are dating."

"I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House."

"You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*"