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Joke of the Day
"What are Jews better at that anyone else? Concentration"
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"Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver."
"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"
"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"
"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"
"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"
"What's the difference between feminism and Islam? One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth."
"And god said to John ""Come forth, and I will grant you with eternal life."" But John came 5th and won a toaster instead."
"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."
"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"