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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"

"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."

"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."

"ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*"

"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"

"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"

"What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs? We don't need an asteroid..."

"Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat Con: Making"

"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."