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Joke of the Day
"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"
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"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."
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"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
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"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
"Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 BOOM!"
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