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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse."

"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."

"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"

"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."

"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain."

"My mom asked me how my cooking final was I said it was a piece of cake :)"