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Joke of the Day

"So, are you a sub? *he looks into my eyes* What do you mean, like a sandwich?"

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"

"I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy."

"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"

"I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way"

"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."

"What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife... The knife has a point."

"I take my women how I take the stairs... I take my women how I take the stairs..two at a time."

"When does CPR become necrophilia?"

"People who shave their heads... I think people who shave their heads are really just saying, ""I want a bigger forehead."""