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Joke of the Day

"People who shave their heads... I think people who shave their heads are really just saying, ""I want a bigger forehead."""

"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."

"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."

"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."

"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"

"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ... ... but they do make exceedingly good cakes."

"Scientists created the first white laser. They were fired for racism and hate speech."

"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"

"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"