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Joke of the Day
"What did the left butt cheek say to the right? If we stick together we can stop this shit."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."
"What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus? Nothing. They're both crustacians."
"I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad."""
"[working in garage] ""Hand me a screwdriver, son"" A flat one? ""No"" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go"
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"
"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"
"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"
"I love cooking with wine Sometimes I even put it in the food."