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Joke of the Day
"I love cooking with wine Sometimes I even put it in the food."
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"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black"
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""
"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."
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"So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts ""I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"""
"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."