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Joke of the Day
"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."
Next Joke
"there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."
"So this guy comes into a bar No wait... it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse..."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"
"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"
"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"
"I had a lovely threesome with my girl friend and her twin He is a lovely chap"
"Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?"
"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."