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Joke of the Day
"Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove"
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"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"If there's someone in the aisle of something I need at the grocery store I don't need it anymore."
"I find it kinda funny that people still reuse memes from 10 years ago and i find it kinda sad that these things these people talk of are the best they ever have."
"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"
"Hey yogurt, settle down with the commercials. You're YOGURT!"