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Joke of the Day
"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."
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"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""
"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."
"Have you guys seen the movie about Flapjacks? Don't. It was critically panned."
"Which character in Game of Thrones do I envy the most? Some bloke named Winter. Managed to go 4 years without cumming."
"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""
"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."
"A piece of shit walks into the bar Its my dad. My dad is a piece of shit"
"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."
"Who do you call a stupid whore? Your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore"