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Joke of the Day

"Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?"

"What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ""Ouch!"""

"What do WNBA players make? Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share"

"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."

"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"

"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."

"Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends? He's a fungi"

"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."

"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"

"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."