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Joke of the Day

"I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"

"McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's ""I'm a slave for you"" before ordering."

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"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"

"Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots."

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."

"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said: ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"