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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS"
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"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"
"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"
"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."
"If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen."
"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
"Floaters What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ? - Your grandma's jaws"
"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"
"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute blonde?"