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Joke of the Day

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"

"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"

"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"

"What do you call a spinning, bisexual dinosaur that loves Juno & Superbad? Biceratops"

"Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect."

"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."

"How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"""

"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."

"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."

"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."