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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"
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"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."
"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."
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"Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!"
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"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"
"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."