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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute blonde?"

"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"

"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"

"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."

"If life were a romantic comedy I would be the guy on a date with the girl when the male lead makes his grand gesture that wins her back."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"

"I'm certainly no authority, but if you want to avoid the muffin top you probably shouldn't put size 8 jeans on a size 12 girl."

"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"

"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"