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Joke of the Day

"To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."

"What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

"When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for. So they took my door. That's 80s parenting."

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer."

"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."

"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."

"I did a Marquez impression in the hood... ... I was the magical realest."

"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"