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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"
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"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car."
"What do you call a group of dogs? a PAW-se"
"A Faster Than Light Neutrino Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis found in contempt of court and taken into custody... ...making it the first time a public sector employee has gotten in trouble for not doing their job."
"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."
"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""
"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."