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Joke of the Day
"A Faster Than Light Neutrino Knock, knock. Who's there?"
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"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."
"What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom? They take an aspie"
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."
"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."
"I think it's funny how I can sleep right through my blaring alarm clock but I'll wake up to the slightest phantom vibrations from my phone."
"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."
"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"
"The cashier is telling me to ""have a nice day,"" but judging by her tone she wants me to ""die in a tire fire."""
"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"