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Joke of the Day

"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."

"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."

"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!"

"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"

"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."

"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."

"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married"

"I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game. I think it was called the human centipede."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"