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Joke of the Day

"Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car."

"What does a deaf woman say to a premature ejaculator? Come again?"

"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."

"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"

"Two antennas get married... The ceremony was ok, But the reception was great!"

"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."

"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"

"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."

"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."

"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."