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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"
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"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"
"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"
"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"
"Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope"
"I think women are like a car and men are like real estate property in the way their values change. I'd like to know all the funny or interesting ways we could use this analogy."
"See these teardrop tattoos? I got one for every time I cried in jail."