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Joke of the Day

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"

"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."

"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."

"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplane crashes so watch your ass."

"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."

"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"

"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."

"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell."