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Joke of the Day
"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"
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"I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on."
"""Bitches be crazy."" -dog therapist"
"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."
"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg"
"Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews? They're nuts."
"Me: hello, police? I think I'm living with a murderer! Last night, she came home with a body... Crap! She just came in. Cat: *meow*"
"A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people. ""I see I'm too late,"" says the tiger. ""Yup,"" says another. ""Everyone's eaten"""
"What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish? TosTADA!"