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Joke of the Day
"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"
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"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."
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"How do you seduce a fat woman? PIece of cake."
"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."
"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"