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Joke of the Day

"I think women are like a car and men are like real estate property in the way their values change. I'd like to know all the funny or interesting ways we could use this analogy."

"English teacher 01 My english teacher walks into the class furious of the boys in his class for not completing the homwork. In his rage he shouts , I have two daughters .. Both are girls ...."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."

"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."

"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."

"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""