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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."
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"Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions."
"What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip."
"What do you call a laughing mayonnaise? lmayo ahh"
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"
"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"
"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"