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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."
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"What do you call a bear that is not Jewish? Gentile Ben"
"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"
"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."
"Wanna hear a joke about the mods? [deleted]"
"Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?"
"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"
"What's a Latin professor's favorite song? Hit the quam"
"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"
"If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia."