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Joke of the Day

"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"

"I've been watching women's Olympic beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be fine by tomorrow."

"What did the impatient cow say at the stampede? MOOOOOOVE !"

"I don't know how I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow now that I live in a world without Cecil the Lion."

"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"

"If by ""be (your) girlfriend"" you mean ""catch spiders and hide them in your pockets everyday"" then yes, I'll be your girlfriend."

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."