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Joke of the Day

"I've been watching women's Olympic beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be fine by tomorrow."

"How is my sex life like a Ferrari? Imported and extremely expensive."

"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."

"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."

"Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable."

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."

"Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business."

"What do you call 12 enchiladas? A footilada!"

"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"