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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."

"""I've been waiting for this my whole life"" I thought as the man pointed the gun at my head and demanded I recite ""Bohemian Rhapsody"""

"I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window."

"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"

"I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision."

"The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding... It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"

"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."

"Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't."