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Joke of the Day
"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."
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"why is there cotton in pill bottles? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!"
"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."
"So a horse walks in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"
"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"
"Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange."
"A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean...... Both crews were marooned"
"Problems I've got 99 problems and they're all first world."