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Joke of the Day
"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."
Next Joke
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut .."
"What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish? A couple of weeks"
"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"
"(starts to scramble eggs) ""THESE YOLKS WON'T BREAK! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!"" (.0008 seconds later) ""Oh, ok."""
"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""
"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."
"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."
"Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat."
"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."