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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested? They were staging a coo."
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"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."
"What's the difference between a communist and a feminist? The communist wants equality"
"How did Oedipus convince his mom to have sex with him? He 'incested'."
"What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it."
"Oxygen and magnesium went on a date... OMg!"
"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."
"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."
"People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears."