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Joke of the Day

"I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks."

"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."

"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"

"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"

"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."

"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."

"Turning on a hotel shower: making you feel mildly retarded since 1947."