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Joke of the Day

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."

"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"The minute I even contemplate wearing a white shirt, 11 jars of salsa fall from the sky and spill on it and then it catches on fire"

"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."

"""Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"" -- Sexual Tech Support"

"I lost my mood ring... And I don't know how I feel about that."

"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."