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Joke of the Day

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"That stupid guy I have stupid friends gotta admit.But i have a stupid one. Yesterday he asked me did anybody die and survive??!?!?!??"

"Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs"

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."

"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"

"I just dropped my iPhone in liquor, and now Siri is slurring her words, won't stop talking, stumbling and trying to have sex with me."

"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"

"Sometimes I wake up feeling like I figured something out, only to realize it was gibberish. My latest invention was ladders on airplanes."

"What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim? A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim *wants* the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye."