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Joke of the Day
"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"
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"You had me at cello."
"My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts."
"Another ""Priceless"" joke. Vodka 19.99. Motel room 64.99. Condoms 9.99. Finding out she swallows and likes it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover"
"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"
"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."
"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"
"What do people wear when they go to a new planet? Terraformal wear."
"Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service."
"What days are strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days."