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Joke of the Day

"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."

"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"

"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."

"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""

"For today. * Knock knock. * Who's there? * 9/11. * 9/11 who? * [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler)"

"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."